i'll try to remember for next halloween ;)
Yup that is a great job, it's freaking me out bro O.O
imagine me stainding in your room like that when you wake up *muahahahaha* >:D
With no clothes on? That would be all sorts of creep.
with no clothes on and a bloody butchers knife in my hand >:D
Oh Gawd, where are my kidneys?
thats a damn good question :D
Didn't you take it?
well yea but that was like some days ago and then I selled them...now I dont really know who has them but I'm gonna donate the money to the iridiums indigogo campain so your kidneys are gone for a good reason at least :D
Are you serious?! That's awesome!
yea it is! :D Do you have something else you dont need? there are still 1500$ left on the campain :P
Take everything, my body is ready!
alright :D Lets see how much we can get for that...
Ahhhh, my spleen! *passes out*
uhh are you allright there? *poke*
*drool streams out the side of my mouth as my eyes open, then roll to the back of my head* uhhhfggggdaaffffrrllll
oukay...i may need to read the manual...i dont think this is supposed to be happening :O
*sits up* are you serious?! *glares at you*
ok well now i dont need to do that i guess :D would be bad for what you're worth if there'd be something wrong with you :D
Can you hurry up? I'm in a lot of pain here. You could at least use some sort of anesthetic to dull the pain.
I'm sorry I dont have things like that here...I usually just kill things with one strike^^
I guess that works. Make it quick please.
alright *holds up the butchers knife and aims for the final strike* some last words?
Yes... Did you see last week's walking dead? Wasn't that crazy? Man I love that show.
just watched it some hours ago...you know in germany its coming out every friday^^ but yea that show is amazing indeed :D
Did I shut off the oven?
Did I remember to shut off he lights?
It's noon, I didn't even turn them on, lol.
I should change my voicemail message.
*changes voice mail message* "if you're trying to get a hold of me, I'm dead now. If you're looking for any of my organs, they are on the black market now. Anyway, goodbyaarrrggghhhhsssss.....
to "Hey this is Crim...I'm dead...leave a Message if you want, I wont be listening to it anyway because...well I'm dead" :D
But yea I like the Idea...I should do that for fun too :D
Lulz what did I just read? XD
well Crim is now dead...and you're going to be next *muhahahaha* >:D
The whole time I was posting, I was remembering that you posted on this and I knew you were going to log in and be like Wtf... Then I saw u log in. Said u were reading this. I just think that is the best part, waiting for your response Mattimao. Lol, good times.
shut up crim, you're dead :P
Sorry, we ran out of material at the end. I wanted it to be more. As u could tell by the ending, lol
but its still quite good :D
I was just thinking about this and remembered that u were naked through the whole thing and I laughed some more.
you still want this to be a commercial though? :D
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